BOSTON — It’s not a soup kitchen. It’s not a concert. It’s not a march for food.

It’s a bunch of college communists banging on pots and spoons in the middle of Seaport — and calling it justice.

At 5PM today, a self-proclaimed “International Day of Action” will hit Seaport Common. The organizers? A mashup of campus Marxists, socialist LARPers, and anti-Israel agitators wrapped in keffiyehs and riding high on TikTok clout.

Their goal? “Sound the alarm” for Gaza — by making as much literal noise as humanly possible.

Protesters are instructed to bring pots, pans, spoons, flags, noisemakers, and wear red — not to feed anyone, but to perform a political spectacle in the heart of Boston’s booming waterfront.

“Feed Gaza”? No. Feed the algorithm.

While Gaza struggles under Hamas rule — and Israel defends itself from rocket attacks and hostage takers — Boston’s socialist cosplay crew wants to turn a luxury district into a street-theater war zone.

There will be no aid shipments, no fact sheets, and certainly no mention of Hamas.

Only shrieking slogans. Clanging cookware. And the kind of moral preening that gets you likes on campus but laughed at by real working-class Bostonians.

The real agenda: noise, not nourishment

This isn’t about hunger. It’s about hijacking a crisis to bash Israel.

The protesters — which use phrases like “mass starvation” and “intentional famine” — makes no mention of Hamas hoarding aid, attacking crossings, or using civilians as shields.

Just pure, performative rage — with stainless steel spoons.

Boston’s loudest mob yet?

City officials have not confirmed whether any permits were issued for the demonstration. But tonight, one thing is certain:

The Seaport won’t be serving dinner. It’ll be serving drama.